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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:56:53 -0400

cryptaniac: bananneli: I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:38:12 -0400

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:36:30 -0400

readitmakesyoubetter: blow me. | via Tumblr on @weheartit.com -...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:29:36 -0400

readitmakesyoubetter:

blow me. | via Tumblr on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/10iNzxj

hungrylikethewolfie: barackobama: guitarandmountaindew: stay-bene-amici: all my OTPs sittin’ in...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:33:11 -0400

hungrylikethewolfie:

barackobama:

guitarandmountaindew:

stay-bene-amici:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

you’re welcome.

broadwaydinosaur: shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:33:00 -0400

broadwaydinosaur:

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

HIS DOG IS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AS WELL

sugarvenom-xo: theblackeagleofthenorth: lifeorwhateveryoucallit...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:02:45 -0400

sugarvenom-xo:

theblackeagleofthenorth:

lifeorwhateveryoucallit:

I’ve been waiting to scroll past this on my dash for months

YES. THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE PART OF THAT COMMERCIAL.

omg yas

shsl-chef: dreaming-of-just-you: shsl-chef: a-felicia-named-goat: shsl-chef: when u Mom com...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:01:56 -0400

shsl-chef:

dreaming-of-just-you:

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

why can’t you spell.

im 2 busy gettin laid

The Sherlock Fandom isn't gonna kill Yahoo

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:59:56 -0400

thecaseoftheabsentwriter:

We’re gonna talk to Yahoo, and Yahoo’s gonna kill itself.

10000steps: • If Barbie were an actual women, she would be...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:57:11 -0400

10000steps:

• If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

The last one…wow!

Emma Watson, Cannes Festival 2013

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:55:00 -0400

Emma Watson, Cannes Festival 2013

grippedbydestiel: sirspnstersociopath: BUT GUYS HAS ANYONE MENTIONED THAT THIS NOVEMBER WE ARE...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:53:31 -0400

grippedbydestiel:

sirspnstersociopath:

BUT GUYS

HAS ANYONE MENTIONED

THAT THIS NOVEMBER WE ARE SUPPOSEDLY GOING TO SEE SOME OF THE MOST INTENSE METEOR SHOWERS OF OUR GENERATION

AND SEASON 9 OF SUPERNATURAL AIRS IN NOVEMBER

SO THIS WILL LITERALLY BE US IRL:

THOSE FUCKERS PLANNED IT ALL

*screaming*

imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:52:25 -0400

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:49:04 -0400

angelinias: deanwinchestersleftarsecheek: marciellesmusings: blueeyedangel-greeneyedhunter: Dear...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:48:54 -0400

angelinias:

deanwinchestersleftarsecheek:

marciellesmusings:

blueeyedangel-greeneyedhunter:

Dear Metatron,

I hope you step on a lego.

Regards, the Supernatural Fandom

I love how - I hope you step on a lego - is the absolute worst thing we can think of

Dear Metatron,

I hope you lose the dog in your monopoly set.

Regards, the Supernatural Fandom.

shit’s gettin’ real

tangiblesoul: trynabecarefree: That little girl at the end is...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:48:13 -0400

tangiblesoul:

trynabecarefree:

That little girl at the end is like fuck yes

I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol

sorry about that post last night I just found out the reason I’m so like well sick (bipolar +...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:24:51 -0400

sorry about that post last night

I just found out the reason I’m so like well sick (bipolar + recovering from an e.d. with anxiety problems and what not) and it relates back to a childhood trauma thingie so I’m probably going to be sad until I adjust to this knowledge

born-for-the-fast-life: omg. This killed me.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:39:59 -0400

born-for-the-fast-life:

omg. This killed me.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:38:44 -0400

kookyteen: i want an episode of hannibal where will and hanni get really stoned and will’s like ”...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:38:16 -0400

kookyteen:

i want an episode of hannibal where will and hanni get really stoned and will’s like ” oh man lets go get some munchies” and hanni’s like yeah so they drive out to 7-11 and they meet back at the till like 10 minutes later and hannibal has a dead body and will has cheetos and hes like what