before sunday it was my dream and my entire life’s ambition to write and direct movies when I was older— I still want to do that so badly… I need it

but I don’t think im going to let myself
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cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
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readitmakesyoubetter: blow me. | via Tumblr on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/10iNzxj

readitmakesyoubetter:

blow me. | via Tumblr on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/10iNzxj

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hungrylikethewolfie:

barackobama:

guitarandmountaindew:

stay-bene-amici:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

you’re welcome.

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broadwaydinosaur:

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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HIS DOG IS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AS WELL
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sugarvenom-xo: theblackeagleofthenorth: lifeorwhateveryoucallit: I’ve been waiting to scroll past this on my dash for months YES. THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE PART OF THAT COMMERCIAL. omg yas

sugarvenom-xo:

theblackeagleofthenorth:

lifeorwhateveryoucallit:

I’ve been waiting to scroll past this on my dash for months

YES. THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE PART OF THAT COMMERCIAL.

omg yas

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shsl-chef:

dreaming-of-just-you:

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

why can’t you spell.

im 2 busy gettin laid
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The Sherlock Fandom isn’t gonna kill Yahoo

thecaseoftheabsentwriter:

We’re gonna talk to Yahoo, and Yahoo’s gonna kill itself.
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10000steps: • If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.” The last one…wow!

10000steps:

• If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

The last one…wow!

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